Selena Gomez Shows Off Her Naked Body!!!

Selena Gomez shows off her naked teen body in a series of photos that were just leaked to the web.

You see, I’m a fan of this bitch. She’s got this body of something you feel like a sex offender jerking off to, but she’s pushing 20, making it all ok. Plus her little tits are all perky, likely implants, because she doesn’t mine showing them off, like they are a purchased item, make her this tight little package worth staring at…even if every time you think about her fucking, images and sounds of Bieber fill your head. For some of you creeps, that may help you cum…pedos.


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Lesbians Kristen Stewart and Emma Watson Caught Scissoring

As you can see in the photo above, actresses Kristen Stewart and Emma Watson were caught scissoring their sinful vaginas.

Scissoring or “tribadism” is a lesboqueer sex act in which two women rub their smelly vulvas against one another while reciting satanic verses and swearing allegiance to Lucifer.

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Scarlett Johansson Loves Anal

The photo above appears to confirm what many of us have long suspected, which is of course that actress Scarlett Johansson greatly enjoys anal sex.

Scarlett’s love of butt play is quite apparent from the way she presents herself in slutty outfits which are often tight-fitting and draw attention to her rump.
 
Of course Scarlett Johansson’s love of anal is based on her sexual experiences with her Hollywood leading men with tiny penises. If Scarlett were lucky enough to mounted by The Shallow Man, she may question her backdoor fetish as there is not one recorded case of a woman taking The Shallow Man’s meat in her poop chute without suffering severe intestinal damage.

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Katy Perry Sexy, Sweaty and Most Importantly, Nude

Katy Perry Sexy, Sweaty and Most Importantly, Nude

Pop star Katy Perry glistens with sweat while showing off her nude body in the photo above.

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Jessica Alba Getting Fucked Doggy Style Pic

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It appears as though actress Jessica Alba has finally learned that her proper place is bent over taking a hard one doggy style. Modern women continue to foolishly try to find fulfillment with “careers” and “independent lives,” when it is in their nature to serve virile men like Jessica Alba is doing in the photo above.

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Jenny McCarthy Naked Playboy Pics!!!

72-year-old Jenny McCarthy is once again posing naked in Playboy magazine.

As you can see in the photos, Jenny shows off her extremely airbrushed old lady tits and vagina while standing in various stilted and extremely un-erotic positions.

What is it with people these days and their obsession with seeing old women naked? Whether it’s grandmas like Jenny McCarthy or college coeds, all these women are entirely too old to be seen in the nude by Shallow Man standards.

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Maui Taylor Super Naked Pics!!!

Every time I do a post about Maui Taylor, I get a lot of comments saying, “I don’t see the appeal.” And that’s fine. Look, being gay was just how you were born and you can’t help that. I get it. But please understand that doesn’t change the fact that I want to beat her cervix like an escaped slave.

 

 

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New Naked Pics of Scarlett Johansson!!!

 

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After a long night partying with the other degenerates in depraved Hollywood, Scarlett Johansson likes to come home, squat down in the shower, and (before she washes off the various bodily fluids covering her body) take naked pictures like the one above.

One can only assume this naked pic is a memento to commemorate the night’s debauchery, and that Scarlett Johansson will one day look back at this photo of her swollen, beat-up baby box, and remember the night she got repeatedly drilled by strange men in Sky Lounge’s VIP bathroom.

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Miley Cyrus Spread Naked On A Bed

Pop star and whore Miley Cyrus demonstrates the proper sexual positioning in the naked photo above. This allows The Shallow Man access to Miley’s vagina or rectum depending upon my current temperament.
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Miley Cyrus Naked, Wearing Only Diamond Earrings

Miley Cyrus once again demonstrates that a life spent in service of The Shallow Man is full of riches. This time she does so in the literal sense by displaying huge diamonds earrings obviously gifted to her by yours truly in exchange for her exemplary services in my harem.

Let Miley Cyrus naked in diamond earrings serve as a lesson to all women. Accept The Shallow Man as your lord and master, become a dutiful servant in my harem, and receive bountiful rewards both in this life and the next. 

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